Only the retarded kid dumb enough to go to the Never Land Ranch would believe that America is the best country in the world, that this is democracy at its best. Who’s that delusional fool that claims America is evil but less evil when compared to everyone else? Well I’m here to tell you that this country is a piece of shit! I’m here to present what everyone knows deep down, to say to America and each one of its Klansmen, hillbillies, and the never-ending array of poorly mixed-blooded children that this is the shittiest country I have ever seen.
Every Bushy, blind worshippers of that senile half-dead Catholic Pope and all their child-molesting friends should pack up their firstborn, dump that slow-witted piece of shit you pass for a child on the lawns of the White House as a sacrifice to Dick Cheney who will eat the bean sized brain they inherited from their parents. The US just proved it’s a complete waste of time.
I’m probably offending the one person with an internet connection with AOL dialup. I can understand why the hillbilly state of Whyoming, with an average IQ of 89 (source: IQ and the Wealth of Nations) and corpse-fucking inhabitants singing the trashy Wyoming song could vote Bush. However, there is no justifying why Ohio voted fascist. What kind of lame excuse is “Kerry didn’t connect with farmers?” I suppose farmers enjoy degrading themselves by connecting with a drunk whose uneducated wife and hillbilly children defeat in intellect, dumbshits.
Then there’s always Florida, the nastily shaped state where senile bastards that look like George’s mom go to die. Nice job old people, you bunch of wrinkly neo-Nazis for making the decision to stand in the voting line instead of the doctor’s to get that flu shot America doesn’t have. Hurricanes my ass, I bet the water is what rejuvenated your rotting skin enough to get you to hit Bush on the screen., or maybe it was one of those mysterious malfunctions of the polling machines that kept on selecting Bush, I’m not kidding with this one, there are actually machines that kept on selecting Bush.
Did half the country suddenly decide to wear pillowcases and vote for someone naïve enough to tell the media “My brother says we’re going to win Ohio and Florida” and his satanic running mate? Who knows, maybe Cheney is really just a nice old man who became CEO of Halliburton by handing out candies to everyone.
