God damn I hate Taiwan, what the hell has that shit hole of a place ever done for me except keeping me up at 11:37 to write about how much it sucks. Well at least that little piece of fucking cancer is about to get a good old fashion kick in the face after the 2896 to 0 vote (2 absentee) by China’s National People's Congress which allows the use of force to keep the egg island from breaking away. Honestly, I don’t know why people look at Taiwan as China’s egg on the map. I guess I’m the only one who thinks it looks like a dysfunctional piece of shit.
China is great, 99.9% of the people show up to vote. That’s 99.9% out of 2898. The Senate and House can take a lesson, no one ever shows up to vote, which is how they passed the Patriot Act in the middle of the night.
Of course the first piece of propaganda coming out of Taiwan’s Taipei Times assures its pitiful citizens “New law has victims on both sides,” and they’re not wrong…at least if by both sides they meant the Taiwan and the “Taiwanese.” The BBC News reports Taiwan as saying “Taiwan blasts China 'provocation',” somehow I think China has already “provoked” Taiwan with the 700 missiles pointed at it, at the very least we’ll show Taiwan our meaning of “blast.” Then we can present Taiwan with their new flag.
It’s about time China passed this law. Taiwan is like that short bully in elementary school who’s big brother is the only thing stopping you from stabbing him with a fork. Now Taiwan is still sort of like that except the big brother is mentally retarded and can’t really help.
What the hell is wrong with all these retard places in China. Did you hear about Chief Executive Tung Chee-hwa who stepped down in Hong Kong then insisted on talking to the press in his broken English? Hey asshole, guess what country you’re in. You can also do everyone a favor by spelling your name properly you Victoria Bitch.
Well Taiwan can protest China all it wants but they can only inbreed for so long. Oh, by the way, to my Taiwan buddies, please stop mistreating mainland citizens who live on your rat hole of an island we’re going to need our mainland people back for when we use Taiwan as a nuclear testing site.
Taiwan, you whores can thank us later for saving your ass from SARS
