TODAY'S NEWS THROUGH THE EYES OF A COMMON MAN™...and the occasional rant.

Friday, February 4, 2005

Fuck the Falun Gong

Who the fucks are those people doing their little pussy dance in your beautiful park? Those are our dear old Falun Gong followers. This array of cultists composes mainly of unsuccessful middle-aged men and women. I don’t know whether these people have tried wiping their ass after taking in all that shit Falun Gong teaches, but that is definitely the first step to a better life.

If wasting your time sticking your ass into the air on 12th Avenue is suppose to be in protest against the Chinese government, it’s obviously not working. The Consulate was on vacation; therefore, the only thing appreciating these bastards’s ballet dance was the desolate building.
Nevertheless, apparently, the cultists believed that I, in my car, would be fonder of their pointless protest. As one of them came towards me with their pathetic yellow fliers, I can only think of one thing “IT’S GO TIME!” I picked up the shiny new wooden baseball bat I bought a few hours before and hit a grand slam on that person’s chest just as he was handing me his homemade flyer.

Here’s a nice trivial fact, on January 23, 2001, the eve of Chinese Lunar New Year, seven Fucklun Gong (coined) followers set themselves on fire on Tiananmen Square in pursuit of "heavenly glory." If the fine men and women serving in the police force hadn’t notice that seven people setting themselves on fire is slightly out of the ordinary, Hao Huijun, one of the survivors of this incident wouldn’t be quoted saying today, "What Li Hongzhi gave me is nothing but a badly burnt face. (Source: Xinhua)”

Here are specific reasons why YOU should stay away from Falun Gong







  • You’re a follower of scientific facts: Mr. Li claims he “came from nothing and formed into something,” You can imagine how hurt this guy's mother must feel.



  • If you’re a believer of that jealous Jewish/Christian/Muslim God here’s a quote from Li Hongzhi, the founder “I will also offer you salvation and turn you into Gods.”

If you happen to be in Brooklyn and bump into Li Honzhi, perform the on screen instructions. By the way, if you bag this guy and ship him off to Beijing, you'll probably get a nice cash reward for serving him a fine plate of justice.



I should try something before I condemn it. That’s why before I left my Falun buddy I got a quick lesson on the Falun. Apparently, the Falun absorbs energy into the body when turned clockwise, and eliminates wastes when turned the other way, well it inevitably turns to this.




8 comments:

Unknown said...

Falun Dafa is a fabricated lying cult

Unknown said...

False fire was BS they said ccp spy self-immolator and staged by ccp the one woman threw the flying object not the man in the overcoat watch it fame by fame. The Flag cult are liar.

Unknown said...

Falun Gong practitioners self-immolatons hunger strike Cults.

Unknown said...

Free Epoch Times Shen Yun and all the BS on the streets and internet lies by Falun Gong cultist.

Unknown said...

So many of you cowards from the CCP,YOU ALL KNOW HOW REAL FALUN GONG IS.THE WORLD HAS ALREADY AWAKENED TO THE CCP THANKS TO CORONAVIRUS CULTISTSWE KNOW FALUN DAFA IS REAL. YOU ALL KNOW FALUN DAFA IS REAL.AND WEWILL TRIUMPH OVER THIS CHINESE EVIL THAT HAS BECOME A CANCER TO THE WORLD.TRUMP IN 2020!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Li Hong Zhi!!! Fuck you Falun Gong!!!

Go fuck yourself, Falun Gong!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ich werde Li Hongzi umbringten!!!!

BuddhaPest said...

The Falun Gong movement will reveal and release all struggles from the front of America and beyond. The Movement is seriously free from struggles. This is why it is demonised. Practice it, and find out. No need to "follow" anyone. Easier than Yoga, just as good. Maybe better & you would talk who has nothing free in himself to share. Be gone evil wreched talkers, boasting your opinion of which you know nothing about. Ease will find you some day, hope you find it after sifting through all that karma.